Humanoid species

Men in Black

“Sharp suit, bad alibi, great eye contact. Denies everything, including their feelings.”

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What the records say

Albert K. Bender's 1950s claims popularized the Men in Black trope; it predates the films by decades. Whether the figures are folklore, hoax, intelligence-agency cover, or something else is unresolved.

Source notes: see video/lore/SOURCES.md for citations. Phase 4 import of CHARACTER_SHEETS.json pending.

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Agent Mara

“Field agent. Bad alibi. Great eye contact. Has a folder on you. It's mostly empty. For now.”

Agent Quinn

“Field agent. Off the clock, mostly.”

Agent Vale

“Profile redacted for operational reasons. Do not screenshot.”

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