Cosmic Merch
Wear your species. Or someone else’s.
Shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers. Funny when it can be, weird always, never any fake government seals. Print-on-demand via external partner — every product card opens the buy page in a new tab.
★ FeaturedHoodie
Reptilian Red Flag Energy
“Reptilian Red Flag Energy”
Coming soon
★ FeaturedSticker
Probably a Fed (Sticker)
“Probably a Fed”
Coming soon
★ FeaturedT-shirt
Emotionally Unavailable Light Being
“Emotionally Unavailable Light Being”
Coming soon
★ FeaturedT-shirt
Date Outside Your Species (T-shirt)
“Date Outside Your Species”
Coming soon
T-shirt
I Matched With a Grey (T-shirt)
“I Matched With a Grey”
Coming soon
Mug
Classified But Cute (Mug)
“Classified But Cute”
Coming soon
T-shirt
Missing Time, Found Love
“Missing Time, Found Love”
Coming soon
T-shirt
Starseed With Standards
“Starseed With Standards”
Coming soon
T-shirt
First Contact Starts Here
“First Contact Starts Here”
Coming soon
Sticker
Date Outside Your Species (Sticker)
“Date Outside Your Species”
Coming soon
Hoodie
Probably a Fed (Hoodie)
“Probably a Fed”
Coming soon
Mug
I Matched With a Grey (Mug)
“I Matched With a Grey”
Coming soon