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Species deep-dives, disclosure briefings, promos, shorts.
Funny when it can be, source-linked when it has to be. Each video cross-links back to the species file, the disclosure record, or the store item it’s talking about.
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Alien Dating Guide
8:46 documentary. 12 alien archetypes presented as Cosmic Match dating profiles. Per-species dossier, origin star map, dating card, red flag, and an honest assessment. v2.3 cut, 118 cuts. Currently mirrored at https://gofile.io/d/kqpdPs while the YouTube upload is in flight.
Published 2026-05-25
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Would You Date a Grey Alien?
Short — small body, huge head, black almond eyes. The default alien of modern UFO culture.
Published 2026-05-25
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The Alien Who Thinks Your Aura Needs Work
Short — tall, luminous, disturbingly serene. Sometimes called Pleiadians, from the open star cluster in Taurus.
Published 2026-05-25
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Reptilian Red Flags
Short — shapeshifter, infiltrator, cold-blooded ruler hiding behind human institutions.
Published 2026-05-25
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The Alien Therapist With Too Many Elbows
Short — tall, insect-like, triangular head, long folded forearms.
Published 2026-05-25
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The Classified Alien Match
Short — pale, elongated, military-adjacent. Less space angel, more interstellar embassy staff.
Published 2026-05-25
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The 1950s Alien Who Came in Peace
Short — beautiful, peaceful, suspiciously well-lit.
Published 2026-05-25
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Ancient God Complex — The Anunnaki
Short — in actual Mesopotamian religion, a class of ancient gods. Not aliens. The modern reinterpretation as ancient astronauts is a 20th-century invention.
Published 2026-05-25
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The Alien Life Coach
Short — compassionate, articulate, high-frequency. From Arcturus, the orange giant in Boötes. Fourth-brightest star in the sky.
Published 2026-05-25
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The Ocean Soul From the Dog Star
Short — aquatic, emotional, oddly aligned with Egyptian iconography. From Sirius, the brightest star in our night sky.
Published 2026-05-25
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The Alien Whose Profile Is Redacted
Short — the Men in Black. Identity classified. Are they human? Were they ever?
Published 2026-05-25
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Red Planet, Red Flags
Short — old Mars. Older grievances. The Martian profile makes a case for itself; the facts don't help.
Published 2026-05-25
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No Body, No Baggage
Short — the Light Being. Energy form, no physical vessel. The lowest-effort first contact in the galaxy.
Published 2026-05-25