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Zyx'lar

4,782 years old

Gray (Zeta Reticulan) • Area 51 (visiting)

3'4" of pure telepathic charm. Emotionless scientist looking for breeding compatibility. My hobbies include abductions, genetic testing, and uncomfortable probing. I communicate telepathically, so conversation is literally effortless. What I lack in height I make up for in advanced spacecraft technology.

Interests:

Cattle mutilationCrop circlesAnal probesHuman DNA

Deal-breakers:

Emotions, body hair, fighter jets, government disclosure

✕ = NOPE • 💚 = ABDUCT ME